- Non-marching band friend: Do you have any other interests?
- Me: What do you mean?
- Non-marching band friend: Like besides marching band.
- Me: I'm not quite sure what you're asking.
simple solutions motherfuckers
the closest i’ve been to being in a mosh pit is the school hallway
i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole
…”The one with the prettiest of views. It’s got mountains, it’s got rivers, it’s got sights to give you shivers, but it sure would be prettier with you.”
Hey ladels and gentlespoons! You should tune into the Orange Bowl tonight so you can see my band perform halftime with country artist Jake Owen! We will also be pulling out the flag for the National Anthem. You will not want to miss this! :)